You know she would totally do it.
Poor Danny got roped in. Pretty much dying from boredom right there. Reminds me of a quote from Pulp Fiction: "Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."
Tucker? Naw, he's content. Just until Sam opens her eyes and realizes he's not eating her Tofu-Turkey-Substitute.
So this is may little Thanksgiving comic for the year. Unfortunately, it is approximately three hours and thirteen minutes late. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.